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Monday, May 31, 2010

Telugu Joke SMS
hi sammale gift for you.........?

prass dowm......
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your watting no...?
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little way from hear.....
just goooooooo.
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now thae way teee end...... iam sorry

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Funny SMS Telugu Joke
chala speedga chaduvu


aat,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t,t, taa t,t,t,t,t,t aa t,t,t,t,t,t verry chala baga 'tea' ammuthunnav
keep it up ;;;;

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Funny Telugu SMS Joke
Bommani giste kukkaindi,
daggariki velte bow bow andi,
sarle papam ani Biscuit veste adi tarmi tarmi karichindi

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central government job(railway)
ramu:oray railway lo jobs paddai ra salary vachi 40,000 ra pani emi undadhu..
ravi:pls ra naku oka application tesuko ra pls
ramu:sarle gani endho lo okka punch ichadu ra
ravi:emti ra adhi..
ramu:train light arinappudu patallu medha nuchi parigatti train ki dari chupinchalli ra... antha


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premakaidi
nannu maninchu priya nene nemanasu dochukunna kaidini nannu nekavugili aanee jialo bandinchu priya dondapandu lanti ne pedhavuluto nanu dusenchu priya.tamarapadmalanti nechetulato nannu siksinchava priya plz.

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snehamaa naa praanama.....
ఆగిపోకు కాలమా అశ తీరే వరకు

జారిపోకు మేగమ ఝల్లు కురిసే వరకు

వాడిపోకు పుష్పమా వసంతం వచ్చే వరకు

మరచిపోకు మిత్ర్ర మా....మరణించే వరకు

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shiva ram
boy.
priya priya hrudhayam pagilela preminchana leka pagilina hrudhayam tho preminchana
girl.
cheppu thegela kottana leka thegina cheppu tho kottana







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RE: Jeevitam Oka Prayanam
hm keka
avunu prayaname mari aa prayanam lo frnds lera
ha oka love matrame vundha

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AK Vari Goke Sabbu
randi babu randi.
manchitharunam
minchina dorakadu.
randi babu randi.

AK vari GOKE sabbu,
3 nelalu vadandi,
6 nelalu gokandi.
chundru mayam,
gundu kayam.

randi babu randi.

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SMS
madilo oka alajadi manasulo oka alikadi kanulu teristhe ni roopam muripistundhi na naranaram na pedavi py chirunavvu nivena....... adi nivena....... ani aarata pade na anuragam lo prati talapuki na kalalaki vese paggale mana prema
Madhu Ninnu chudakunda vunda leke potunnanu
Ninnu chudakunda vunda leke potunnanu..
Neevu vundagalavani telusukunnanu...
Neela vundalani prayatnistunnanu..
Nenu marakapote ninnu naala maramantaanu..
Neevu ami antavo ani eduruchustunnanu...3.
arapitu nee ramu

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O...Priyathama!!!
***O…priyathama
Gamyamemito teliyani naa jeevithaniki- nee raakato oka daari chupinchavu
Aa gamyaniki nannu cherchakundane madyalo vidichi vellavu.. cheli
Naa kastallo neevu santoshanivavutunnavu
Santoshamlo naa pedavi pai chirunavvuvavutunnavu
Cheragani nee chirunavvula gyapakalanu naa madilo nimpi
Chesina baasalu chitheelo posi- naa aashalanu adiyasalu chesi
Chediriponi chelimivi avutavanukunna neevu – cheragani bhada migilchavu
Saagara jalaalu dhahanni teerchalevu – neevu leni badhanu naku E lokam terchaledhu
Naa gunde gudi nee roopam – nilichee vuntundi naa vupirunnantha varaki


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PREMA -
“Neetho gadipina kshenalanu talachukuntu..nivu leni kshanalini gaduputhunnanu”””

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PREMA - LOVE
“Nee chirunavvu million dollarlaithe
Nenu konalenu nestam..
Million raktha kanaalaithe!
Dhamanulni, siralni pendii evvagalanu”””


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Prema
Prema goppadee!! Kani prema kanna jeevatham goppadi!!
Premani pradarshinchadaniki mundu jeevathanni therchi diddukovali,
Appudu okari gurunchi aalochinchadam prema kadhu
Maanasekanga alasipoinappudu gurthuku ravadam prema,
Aa gruthu ravadam lo haayee prema”””


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Nedhara Manthram :
nedhrapattadam laydaaaa ???
Nedhra pattadaneke oka mantram Chebutha..ok ...
kanuku moosukone ...
*Om nedhra pattalayana mahaa
*Om Nedra Baga pattalyana mahaaa
*Om Nedhra Manchi kalalu ravalaynamaaaa
ane 10000 SarluJapenchali
appudu ... Nedhra potundhi
Chakkagaaa Cht Chesukovachu night antha
GUDNIG8


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PREMA
NINNU CHUDALANI ANIPINCHINAPUDU ADDHAM MUNDU NILUCHUNI PRATHIBIMBAANNI CHUSTHANU.
NI PERU VINALANI ANIPICHINAPPUDU NA GUNDE PU CHEYI VESI GUNDE CHAPPUDU VINTANU.
NI SPARSHA KAVALANI ANIPINCHINAPUDU CHIRUGALILO NILUCHONI CHETHULU CHACHI NANNU NENU HATTHUKUNTANU.
IDANTA...........

NIVU LEVANNA BRAMA KADU




NALO NIVU VUNNAVANNA DHEEMA...............


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JOKE
latha:yemma! monna mee bharta baavilo padi chanipoyadataga?
rangamma:avunamma
latha:mari ippudu meeremichestunnaru?
rangamma:kulaai neru vaadukuntunnamu.

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moguds pellams
pellam:pakkintaina vala bharyani cinemaki tisukavellaaru mari meeru unarenduku?
moguds:nenu tesulikelite bagundadu kadee
pellam"??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wife joke
niku okati chupistha










cupistha annaga eandhuku mari
tiki tiki mani nokku thunav










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wife joke
w : Eamandi neanu miku okati cheputha kani tittodhu
H : cheppu
W : neanu eppudu garbavathi nandi
H : adi anadham mina visham kadha neanu eandhuku kodatha
W : emo nandi pelli kaka mundhu ma dad ki ela chepthenea kottaru
H : a..........

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Job Joke
Navy lo job undi chestava...
salary: 50000...
job: em ledu epudaina ship agipothe dhigi thoyyali anthe..

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sukka
kurro kurru
konda devara paluku.
unnadi unnattu seputanu.
nikosam sakkanisukka unnadi dora
kindasudu!


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sukka bagunda dora!

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3 friends
Malligadu, Pilligadu & Sollugadu 3 Friends unnaru,
Malligadu 10th chaduvutunnadu,
Pilligadu Inter chaduvutunnadu &
Sollugadu e msg chaduvutunnadu.
VikeSH

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O chinnadana
chirunavvutho ahvaniste
chiti nundi lechi vasta
maru janmaku mata iste
ekshname maranista

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hart beet
neemounamuto naku mata ravatamledu nee
choputho naku margam kanipinchuta ledu
yetu chuseena nee rupame prathikshanam
nee alochanale

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chukka
Kurro.... Kurru....
Dora ipudu niku oka chakkani chukka chupista




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bagunda dora chukka.....

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no meening
kondaru dad avutaru andaru kaaleru kondaru mom avutaru andaru kaaleru kani andaru friends avutaru manalaga hiiiiiii

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pprema paamu
prema anedi pamu lantidi paditea aadutundi kadilistea kaatestundi aaaaaaaaa kshanam kosamea andaru eduruchustntaru punnami ratri vastea antea pandagea pandaga

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Jaali Gunde....
Entha Jaali Gunde needhi.......
Naa kallu Nagnanga unnayani....
Prathi rooju Kanneti poralatho kapputhuntavu.


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love birds
oka kodipunju,peeta lovers. punj:143. peta:nuvu nakosam emchestav? punj:yedaina; peta:aithe guddu pettu'''''

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1 comments:

Unknown said...

Oka chiru navvu chalu e janma ki
Nen drm aypoithunna ni chentha ki
Velli po velli po antundhi
E lokum
Ninnu vadili vellanu antunde mana sneham
Ndk ante nen nik dasoham.. 💕

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