Comedy Telugu SMS

coffee joke
ram hotel ku veltdau
ram:barer oka coffee tesukara.
baraer:50/-sir
ram:ne bonda eduru shop lo 50ps antadu
barer:adi ne bonda adi xerox center adi xerox copy....hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa

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godava
oka intlo kodalu atta godava padutuntaru pakkinti ayana vacchi era me vallu kotladutunte nuv evari pakka nilchuntavu goda pakka ra

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Just fun
Oka ammai undedi,
roju chusedi,
chusthu navvedi,
navvuthu pata paadedi,
paaduthu siggu padedi,
nenu anukunna prema ani,
tharuvatha thelisindi pichhidani...!

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Funny gay
College stating day
boy:ni peru enti .?
girl: nannu andaru "akka" ani pilustharu.
Boy: wow what a co incedent. Nannu andaru "bava" ani pilustharu.

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The king
Mahamanthri: maharaja yuddaniki siddam avamani pakka deshapu raju sms pampadu. reply emani pampamanduru prabu..?
Maharaju: sms sending feild ani thippi pampu..!
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DEPRESSED STUDENT
A DEPRESSED ENGG STUDENT WENT 2 RAILWAY TRACK 4 SUCIDE. TRAIN IS COMING CLOSR & CLOSER BUT HE STUDENLY CAME OUT OF TRACK & SAID AMMO!!

REPU ASSIGNMENT

SUBMIT CHEYALI.

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wife and husband
wife: abba endukandi na medadu thintaru

husband: cha urko e vvaryna chuste nijame anukuntaru, leni medadunu ela thintanu

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SMS FOR EXAM for matoor
Basha-1 subjt chadivithe anni subjts chadivi nattu Narasimha-athiga chadive aadadi athi ga copy kotte magadu pass ainatu charitra lo ledu. Baba-chadivindi gorantha chadavalsindi kondantha. shivaji-naanna pandule ipudu chaduvuthai simham xam roju chaduvutundi. Arunachalam-aa lecturer bhodhisthadu e arunachalam vini vadilesthadu. Sridhar-nuv chadavanidi exam lo rakunda podu chadivindi ennatiki gurturadu...

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Shabda Pollution
Teacher: Oray naga, shabda kaalushyam nivarinchalantey emcheyyali raa?
Naga(Student): Chevulu moosukovali saar.

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joke
teacher : Bhumipai oldest animal yedi?
student : Zeebra
teacher : yela?
Student : enka adi Black & White lone vundi

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Telugu SMS Joke
oka abbai valla nannatho antunnadu nanna nenu 10th pass aiethe naku yemisthav?
Nanna : Cycle Konisthanu. doctorni chestanu
Koduku : Mari Fail aiethe?
Nanna : Boledu Cycle tetchi estanu
Koduku : ???
Nanna : Cycle Mechanicni chestanu

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teacher vs. student
teacher:students in the final xms everybody should get 75% marks...
student:we r trying 4 100% sir!
teacher:r u joling?
student:nee yabba! joke evadra mundu start chesindi?

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body of some birds
ne kallu nemali kallu
ne mukku chilaka mukku
ne nadaka hamsa nadaka
ne palukulu kokila ganam


yameto okkati manisi polika ledhu. zoo ki try cheya

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allari koduku
dad:entira me mummy monanga kurchundi

son:mummy naku Lip stick adigindi nenu Fevi Stick ichanu..