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Monday, May 31, 2010

Telugu Jokes

Good Student Joke
Teacher: etraa kalyan geetha ni muddu adigavanta ollu ela undhi.

Kalyan: meere kada sir emayina kaavalantee geeta adagandi ani chepparu

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Elephant and Ant Joke
Teacher: elephant peddana? cheema peddana?

Student: Teacher meru date of birth chepithe evaru peddano chepochu!!!!

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FEVI KICK
Father: entra mummy mounga kurchindi..?

Son: em ladu pappa mummy lipstic adigite fevistic ichanu anthe....

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Exam Results Telugu Joke
Dad: pakkanti ammaini chudara, 1st class lo pass ayindi......

son:Ala chudatum valle,nenu fail ayindi.

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Funny Telugu Joke
principal: write ur father name in english.

student: temple steps water king.

principal: are u joking

student: no sir, i am serious. my father name is GUDI METLA GANGA RAJU.


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110 floor
There are three friends lived in the same room at 110th floor of the building*** One day lift not working , so they decided to tell the story for time pass during climbing steps* they started climbing steps* First person told and an action story up to 50 th floor*** Second person told the comedy story up to 109 th floor** Third person told one sentiment story** That is MAMA ROOM KEYS CAR LO MARICHIPOYA-***

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Bicham adukundam
Wife: Vinandi... Manam e varam motam Cinema chudam, aa taruvata varam shopping chedaam


Husband: Aa taruvata varam manam temple veldam

Wife: eduku?

Husband: Bicham adukovadaniki.

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Telugu Joke
ramu : ye cake tinalemo thelusaa?

somu : theliyadum ledhuraa

ramu: Detergent Cake

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Telugu Doctor Joke
Ramu : aa doctor nakili doctor ani yetlaa kanipettavu?
somu : kuttinchu kovadaaniki tailor dhukaanaaniki vellamannaaduraa

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Intermediate; Inter"me"iduate
B.Com: Bavours Commitee
B.A: Bovours Association
B.Sc: Bavours Socity
M.Com: Master in Commitee
M.A Master in Association
M.Sc: Master in Society


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